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No I didn't make that story but its funny so read: =D
Read mah story about Lycia and Peach's adventures!

Lycia was crying to her parents to go to Turkey on vacation, cause she thought it was a giant Turkey so it
will take 2 full minutes to eat, so jumped once and cracked her house's floor, so her parents were so
scared they all went to Turkey for 1 week vacation. In Turkey Lycia was so mad because she found out it
wasn't a actual a turkey, and began to eat people and jump and caused the big earthquake. Thats how
Peach heard of her. After that Lycia began to play Graal. On her second day she threatened Peach to sit
on him unless he will make her GP, so he had no choice and made her.
When Lycia was a GP there were no hackers, cause everyone feared she will come and sit on them if
they will hack something. Stefan told to Peach to get Lycia kicked from GP somehow, and Peach was
scared. He kicked her with no choice. Lycia was so mad so she looked for him to eat him!
Peach escaped and started to live in the streets so Lycia couldn't find him, when he found out Lycia was
close he escaped to Israel. But after a week he found out that Lycia will carry bombs for the philistines
cause nothing could pass her fat and harm her. So Peach ran from there to Russia, where he drank
vodka all day. After a while Lycia got there too, and began to eat people and their money (thats why so
many people are poor there). Lucky for Peach, she drank almost all the vodka in Russia, so he escaped
to Hong Kong when she was Drunk.
In Hong Kong he looked for a crazy suicide killer that will try to destroy Lycia. He found a crazy old man
that made a new weapon with nucler power that might paralize even Lycia, and after that destroy her!
Sadly it didn't work, and Lycia ate the man and Peach's leg. Peach was weak, he couldn't escape
anymore, so he decided to become a drug queen in real life too so Lycia won't Identify him. For 2 months
Lycia looked for him and never found him...
To be continued.
Adventures of Lycia and Peach
Episode 2
The Fat **** Menace
After Lycia thought she will never find Peach, she became bi-sexual! So from some reason she started to
love drug queens, so she went to a drug queen show in Hong Kong, and OMG, Peach was there!
Lycia chased Peach that ran away at the moment he saw her (he only had 1 leg since Lycia ate one on
the first story, but lucky for him, Lycia was too slow because every time she stand up she fall back =D).
Unfortunately, Fidel Castro was visiting Hong Kong at the time, and while running Peach accidentally
pushed him and fall. Castro was mad, he aimed a gun that shoot laser beams (like Cyclops from X-Men)
at Peach. A second before Castro shot, Lycia got there! Castro look at Lycia and was happy, he asked
her if she will come with him to Cuba, to help with advanced weapons experiments, (cause Lycia immune
to all weapons because her fat). Lycia accepted. Castro told Peach he will spare his life he will come to
Cuba too and help doing the experiments, and promised him that Lycia wouldn't eat him. Peach was
happy!
After a week Castro, Lycia, and Peach were on their way to Cuba.
Everyone were happy. Lycia got to eat lots of food (actually radioactive weapons to check how it affect
her). Peach could log on to Graal whenever he wanted. But after 5 weeks, Lycia wanted to eat different
food, so she decided to eat the first person she will see, at the same time, Peach entered the room.
Again, Lycia started to chase Peach.
Peach didn't know where to hide, so he escaped to Thailand, but Lycia followed him! Fortunately for
Peach, Lycia saw many of her favorite food at Thailand (bugs, dogs, cats), so she forgot about Peach and
began to eat everything she saw there. But Peach, that knew that eventually Lycia will chase at him
again, took out the nuclear handgun he sneaked from Cuba, and aimed it at Lycia.
Now you probely think: OMG, what will happen to Lycia?
The answer will be tomorrow, at ADVENTURES OF LYCIA AND PEACH 3!
Adventures of Lycia and Peach 3
End of Trilogy 1!
Peach aimed his weapon at Lycia. But from some reason he couldn't press the trigger! Lycia noticed
Peach, and started to chase him again. Peach escaped to Saudi. After a short time, Lycia got there too.
Someone in Saudi recognized Lycia, it was Darkman! Unfortunately for Darkman Lycia recognized him
too (don't ask me how, I just bring the facts). Lycia said: OMG Darkman?! You kicked me from NBK you
bastard! Darkman was frightened, he screamed AAAAAAAAHHHHH HELP! And ran the crap out of there.
Darkman had 2 legs unlike peach so he managed to run fast enough and Lycia didn't find him since.
Peach gained some time thanks to Darkman, and gone on a plane to
Australia. Peach didn't know that Lycia was on the same plane. Lycia noticed Peach and started to jump.
Then OMG, the plane crashed to Iraq! No one but 50 people died there, and Peach ran away fast, and
Lycia was after him. While running Peach Saddam Husein! Peach told Saddam the story. Saddam said: I
understand why you couldn't press the trigger and shoot Lycia. You actually Love her! Peach said: OMG
and fainted.
When Peach woke up he was in a big chapel and Lycia was in it (really big chapel so Lycia could enter).
Then Lycia saw he woke up and said: Lets start the wedding! Lycia and Peach married, and of course
Lycia ate all the food, the tables, the walls, and the guests.
Epilogue
Peach and Lycia live happily since.
The only problem is for Peach that is now totally flat cause Lycia always smash him during sex. OK thats
the end of the first trilogy *SOB*.