Graal Forums - Crime of the century.

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-Malak

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CorruptAndroid: Is this merlin?
RofltheMao: Is this God?
CorruptAndroid: nope
CorruptAndroid: Wetferret
CorruptAndroid: I was wondering if you could sell me any scripts.
RofltheMao: Okay.
CorruptAndroid: Money on NewMain
RofltheMao: okay.
RofltheMao: money up front, though.
RofltheMao: i can't trust anyone wanting my scripts.
RofltheMao: they are too godlike.
CorruptAndroid: Okay
CorruptAndroid: But what I really need is a job and something elts
RofltheMao: what is the else
CorruptAndroid: anything
CorruptAndroid: something to make a server cool
CorruptAndroid: lol
RofltheMao: rofl
RofltheMao: yeah thats funny
RofltheMao: okay like
CorruptAndroid: an event or something
RofltheMao: ill give you the script to make money that follows you.
RofltheMao: because thats leet.
CorruptAndroid: no
CorruptAndroid: lolo
CorruptAndroid: *lol
RofltheMao: you say like 100 and a gold gralat follows you around.
RofltheMao: and newbies will run after you.
CorruptAndroid: hmm
CorruptAndroid: I need something for *everyone*
CorruptAndroid: like an event
RofltheMao: what do you mean
CorruptAndroid: Well what kind of stuff have you made?
RofltheMao: what do you mean by an event
RofltheMao: how can i help you with scripts if you want an event
CorruptAndroid: brb
CorruptAndroid: Well do you have any status bars
RofltheMao: yes.
CorruptAndroid: Well I need that and a job
RofltheMao: what kind of job
CorruptAndroid: What do you have?
RofltheMao: What do you mean by a job?
CorruptAndroid: like a way to make money
RofltheMao: bomy oneer.
RofltheMao: actioneer*
RofltheMao: easiest way
RofltheMao: get some ****er to sell you a cheap bomy
RofltheMao: then sell it back for double to some other idiot
CorruptAndroid: no!
CorruptAndroid: I ment as in a job
CorruptAndroid: like bread bakeing
RofltheMao: oh
RofltheMao: oh right
RofltheMao: sure yeah i have that script
RofltheMao: ive got all the providence jobs scripts as well
CorruptAndroid: no
CorruptAndroid: hmm
CorruptAndroid: well do you have a job that is *un-released*?
RofltheMao: i have a *lot* that is unreleased
CorruptAndroid: What are they?
RofltheMao: i wont tell all
CorruptAndroid: Just some
RofltheMao: ill tell you one.
CorruptAndroid: okay
RofltheMao: we are making a job called the beast trainer.
RofltheMao: you train wild animals (i.e dragons)
RofltheMao: and you can make them do ****, if you want to keep them, or you can sell them in stores depending on rarity, etc
RofltheMao: sort of like pokemon
CorruptAndroid: Well I need 2 jobs for my server and a status bar! But I need all the stuff that are not on other servers
RofltheMao: new main might not get this though
RofltheMao: stefan doesnt really like it
RofltheMao: so you can have it
RofltheMao: just tell everyone you thought of it
CorruptAndroid: okay
CorruptAndroid: lol
CorruptAndroid: but I need to buy it
RofltheMao: how much are you willing to give.
CorruptAndroid: 700G
RofltheMao: hah.
RofltheMao: is that all?
RofltheMao: you can kiss my ass for 700g.
CorruptAndroid: Well give me a price
CorruptAndroid: REALLY!
RofltheMao: what do you have.
CorruptAndroid: lol
CorruptAndroid: 3367
CorruptAndroid: Cant i buy like a pack?
CorruptAndroid: *I
CorruptAndroid: 2 unrealesd jobs and a status bar (and a script for it)
RofltheMao: hmm
RofltheMao: ok deal.
RofltheMao: for all of the gralat.
CorruptAndroid: Well what jobs would I be getting
RofltheMao: well, the beast trainer for one
CorruptAndroid: okay
CorruptAndroid: and..?
RofltheMao: let me look in my archives for another good one
CorruptAndroid: okay
RofltheMao: hmm
RofltheMao: i have a mechanic
RofltheMao: you can make cars
RofltheMao: that actually drive
CorruptAndroid: hmm
CorruptAndroid: this is a sort of Mid Evil server
RofltheMao: okay
RofltheMao: then i have the carpenter
RofltheMao: can make sail boats
CorruptAndroid: I am trying to make it A LOT like zeld
CorruptAndroid: *zelda
CorruptAndroid: (The best game ever)
RofltheMao: oh i see, a *lot* like zelda eh
CorruptAndroid: BRB
RofltheMao: ok then the boat making would be cool
RofltheMao: ok
CorruptAndroid: hmm
RofltheMao: its quite awesome
RofltheMao: its like mining in some sense how you have to work for it
RofltheMao: then you sail the ship around like the pirate ships
CorruptAndroid: lol cool
CorruptAndroid: okay
CorruptAndroid: and what kind of status bar would I get?
RofltheMao: i've got shitloads
RofltheMao: ill put them all in
CorruptAndroid: well I dont know how to script a status bar
RofltheMao: it's in there
RofltheMao: ive zipped everything ill send you.
RofltheMao: what's your email
CorruptAndroid: [email protected]
RofltheMao: .com you mean
CorruptAndroid: WOOPS
CorruptAndroid: yeah
CorruptAndroid: lol
RofltheMao: rofl okay roflamao
CorruptAndroid: hehe
RofltheMao: ok
RofltheMao: im going to get on new main now
CorruptAndroid: okay same
RofltheMao: but on someone else's account so no one knows im doing this ****
RofltheMao: let me find a spare account
CorruptAndroid: meet me at the police station
RofltheMao: ok
CorruptAndroid: PM Wetferret Icefire when you get on
RofltheMao: okay
RofltheMao: still looking for my other accounts.
RofltheMao: idiots who left their passwords out in the open ROFLTHAMOOo
CorruptAndroid: WHO!
RofltheMao: none of your buisness. ;-)
CorruptAndroid: lol
RofltheMao: rowfle
CorruptAndroid: Monkey see monkey do
CorruptAndroid: hello?
RofltheMao: still looking man.
CorruptAndroid: okay and I only have 3126
RofltheMao: thats fine
CorruptAndroid: okay cool
CorruptAndroid: no scamming
RofltheMao: i wouldnt do that
RofltheMao: im not some newbie
CorruptAndroid: hehe
CorruptAndroid: Everyone knows you by how good you script
RofltheMao: ok got one
RofltheMao: yeah thats me HEE HEE
RofltheMao: ok, im on ZanderX
CorruptAndroid: He is cool
CorruptAndroid: well
CorruptAndroid: nah
CorruptAndroid: lol
RofltheMao: ah ****
RofltheMao: i accidently went to metris
CorruptAndroid: ??
RofltheMao: nothing
RofltheMao: ok coming
RofltheMao: im on
RofltheMao: and bnext to you
CorruptAndroid: Okay send E-Mail to
CorruptAndroid: [email protected]
CorruptAndroid: Send it
RofltheMao: i am
RofltheMao: im on a 56k right now
RofltheMao: will take a while to upload
CorruptAndroid: okay
RofltheMao: it's 4MB worth of ****
CorruptAndroid: Thanks man
RofltheMao: yep.
RofltheMao: almost done.
CorruptAndroid: cool
CorruptAndroid: Also
CorruptAndroid: if you can..
CorruptAndroid: could you add some class scripts lol
RofltheMao: too late now
CorruptAndroid: *wishes*
RofltheMao: ill send that another time
CorruptAndroid: okay cool
RofltheMao: okay, check your email.
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Dear Wetferret,

I AM NOT MERLIN YOU IDIOT HAHAHA THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR THINKING I AM TEH WIZAD, ALL YOUR FAKE MONEYS ARE BELONG TO ME. YOU WANT A SCRIPT?!?!? OK HERE YUO GO:

IF (PLASTERNETED && IS WETFERRET) {SAY2 LOOHAHAHHAHA THANKS A *LOT*}}}}}}}]]]]]]]]]

Dear everyone else,
Wetferret has just opened his email box, expecting loads of scripts for the price of 3126 gralats. Instead, he has found humility.

:)! THANK YOU HAVE S A DNICE DAY

lol woot btw i deleted all proofs lol woot

MALAK WINS, 32498237894 TO NOTHING