Saturday, April 03, 2010. 12:02 AM.
 

From the desk of Dr. Claw.

Gentlemen, obviously if the situation were good you wouldn't be hearing from me.

I regret to inform you all that tragedy has befallen the Miner's Union once again. While recovering from the tragic loss of Richard "Dyck" Terrance, I regret to inform you that both Ivar *Supervisor* and Paul *Public Relations* have both retired from the Miner's Union.


Also, they committed suicide. It was poker night at the Brazelli's residence, and Ivar just wasn't getting good cards. No, I'm not talking about his life. He had a bad hand in life, and a bad hand this night. The mines had been shut down. His wife Stacy had recently left him and taken his house. His best friend Richard had just committed suicide after screaming abusive profanities and revoking Ivar's status as "godfather" over his children.

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Not a good night. The mines no longer brought the solace they once did, now a road filled with blood and anguish. After losing his bluff with pocket twos, Ivar decided to retire. Paul followed suit. The two then killed themselves, each died of a gunshot wound to the head. Diacetyl morphine traces were found in Paul's body. Paul had a history of addiction to substance in his life. The details are not known as to why the trio (Richard, who after attempting to take his life again in the photograph with his friends, floated away extremely agitated) took their lives, but we do know this: they are no more.

Some say you can see them today as faceless horrors, wandering the mines that once gave them purpose.


But why do I, Dr. Claw, even grace you with my presence today?

It is to tell you this: The Miner's Union is, regrettably, disbanding.

I have no supervisors. I have no Public Relations. My only dependable worker killed himself with a crowbar and some explosive barrels.

It's been a good run. I'd like to thank everyone on Era for supporting us over the years.
!RIP
Ivar Brazelli - (1976-2010)
Paul Paulson - (1981-2010)
Miner's Union (1901-2010).

Oh tragedy, you have no sense of timing.

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Rofl

(Nice RP ;) )

hilarious

Good! They tries to boycot pt, but failed.

Down with the unions!!!

Don't ever change Era

ohmy :'(.

poor ivar.

Eras in a world of crap now. So when does dogbert commit suicide?

I think catbert is the miner

Right before my subscription went out, I saw Dogbert talking too a guy about some flash site.

I think he will still come on every now and then and lame some with his SD, not that I really care though.

I miss mog, oh that melon headed freak. :(

Yeah, I totally miss that creeper who always harassed other players, set his nick to vulgar things, and ignored warning after warning.

I wonder where he is :confused::confused::confused:
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I know right sales!

I heard he's working on a server being released, but that was months ago.

Yeah your right, Catbert. So when does he commit suicide, I think that we would all want to see him go rather than any of the other miners.

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Well I actually got my hands on a rare mog post, had to take a screenie.