Ways to find out if you play too much Graal!
 

Ways to find out if you play too much Graal:
By: Fate Knight



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1. You walk around in public calling people "newbies" or "n00bs".
2. You're trying to find the bombs in your inventory.
3. You join every little thing on the internet and think it's a guild.
4. You ask if you can be President of the United States.
5. You think you left your Staff Boots at school.
6. You make the "dead" sound when the neighborhood bully kicks your ass.
7. You try to order a PK Beer at the local "Plunge", and get kicked out.
8. You think if you lose a fight at school your sparring record will drop.
9. You think your shield will protect you from getting shot by a gun.
10. You think shields make you run faster.
11. You think you can cram 53 weapons into your backpack.
12. You think you can change the way you look by shouting "SETHEAD HEAD241.GIF" or "SETBODY BODY3.PNG"
13.You Think Your Level 2 Sword got deleted when you go outside.
14. You sign your name to papers as "Brandon (Admin)."
15. You think you can get into the girls locker room by saying "Warpto 30 30 girlslockerroom.graal"
16. You consider life being "Level 5 RC"
17. You think you can get home if you stand still 30 seconds in class and shout "UNSTICK ME."
18. You keep trying to press F7 to open the playerlist.
19. You wonder where your F7 key is.
20. You search your house, but can't seem to find your level editor.
21. You claim you're a programmer and insult people by shouting "YOU.LAME = TRUE."
22. You think Stefan Knorr is the Owner of the world.
23: You think you get to see mars if you upgrade your P2P
24. You think your a saint because you haven’t killed anyone in the last year
25. You try to search the world and find Graals.
26. You'd rather have a Bomy than any other kind of pet.
27.Your friends have money so you kill them.
28. You ask for Gralat at your job instead of normal currency.
28. You cut down bushes to find health.
29.You travel to school on a hand cart along the main railroad line.
30. You're on a quest and never seem to find the place you're searching for to start working on completing the quest.
31.You tell your teacher to call you IonFlux.
32. You try to bake bread by letting it sit on a lit table for 30 seconds.
33. You ask passerbys a question: "How do I send Mass Messages?"
34. You try to start fights in back alleys and call yourself a member of the "Events Team."
35. When someone Shouts you say “Caps Lock!”
36.You feed your horse with bombs and bushes.
37. You assume the people with good grades are FAQs.
38. You think you'll come back to life when you die.
39. You think when you go to a new country you end up in Online Start Town.
40. You think you're in a new Playerworld when you go to a different country.
41. People call you ugly so you try to set a new head.
42. You ask people to help you with quests when you enter a new Country.
43. You ask people where you can get a P2P account.
44. You ask people to give you "spin."
45. You think feeding your horse will heal him if he gets injured.
46. You think your boomerang will go straight forward and back into your hand.
47. You constantly ask who the Server Owner is when you visit a new country.
48. You try to get a job as LAT in your local town hall.
49. You think you can pause when someone is going to beat you up.
50. You go to the Police Station and ask to be a GP.
51. You think you don't need to buy gas by stuffing bush shrubs into your gas tank.
52. You believe that Bum Master is real, and he lives in your closet.
53. You have an obsession with cheese.
54. You name your pets after Bomy filenames.
55. You think you can lift incredibly heavy rocks with gold-colored gloves.
56. You tell your friends that you're related to Link of Hyrule.
57. You think you can change the color of your Nike shoes by shouting "SHOES BLUE."
58. You shave your head to have a mohawk and wear white and a blue gui underneath and call yourself "Fung Si Yan."
59. When you get kicked out of your apartment, you think someone deleted the inside level.
60. You have extra copies of your house key to give to friends.
61. You think you can swim in lakes and never get wet.
62. When asked why you killed 29 people, you answer "I thought PKing was legal!"
63. You ask why you were arrested for breaking pots to find health in a museum.
64. You think life has its own trainers.
65. You think piehaxor is moving you.
66. You want to know what happened to your bow.
67. You bake bread for neighbors and ask them where your 1 gralat is.
68. You think the World Trade Center blew up because Stefan threw a Ultra Bomb at it.
69. You think an apple tree grows and bears apples in 2 days.
70. You wonder why there's so many Playerworlds.
71. You wonder why no one is killing so you decide to help move the action along.
72. You mow the lawn by swinging your sword repeatedly.
73. You cuss out a Policeman and expect him to throw you into jail and set your AP to 0.
74. You think the United States is under attack by TCN.
75. You ask people for RC.
76. You ask people how to use emotions.
77. You tell people you'd rather use I J K and L to move around instead of arrow keys.
78. You think your wounds will heal if you crawl into bed for a few minutes.
79. You ask people where the potion shop is.
80. You get mad because you thought your account was reset when you walked outside.

Lycia already made a thread about this.
We got over 150 different reasons....heh...:rolleyes:

Oh well.. -_-

Perhaps we could start a new list, beginning from where you left off at. :D

Re: Ways to find out if you play too much Graal!
 

:rolleyes:

This thread is really stupid

Well if you or anyone else can add to it, feel free to put it in! ^_^

I feel the love! :D

I guess I don't play graal too much.

I don't *smacks*

Not funny?

You know you play too much Graal if you play Graal.



















'Nuff said.

HEH.

Haha, so true.

You know you play too much Graal if you feel everything people say is just spamming :D

haha

Woo! Such beautiful words of wisdom. Confucius Stefan. ;)

that was funny?

it would have been stupid but the fact that stefan said it made it funny, laughoutloud.

Too alot of people if a PM has the word "Mass Messege(sp?)" is considered Spam.. Spam in a Can that is!!! :spam: :spam: :D

Well Stefan..

Why post at all? I mean, you can't really help to add a pointless message every so often.. It's too irresistable! :D

messege...lol !

... :o :cool: If there is a famous fourm its most likely to have spam espically(sp?) if theres kids on it

1-800-SPELL-NOW

stefan is posting cuz he wants to be on the top10 posters :D

this was a post on the old school graal forums, before the days of the server list and these need a 2k1 account to post...we got up to over 1k reasons...i thought the best ones was number

628. You get beat up by someone and complain that you lost cause of the lag
and
629. You hit someone and they dont get hurt cause your week so you look for a GP to complain that they are hacking

i got the whole list in a txt file on a disk because i'm *** and i play too much graal...wait a minute, there's another reason, u save the "you know you play graal too much" 1k+ reasons onto a disk.

Just funny to see people who are against spamming but
do it themself (someone posting spam and 100
people spamming about that, then coming 10 people
spamming about people who complain about spamming,
then 1000 people spamming about people who spam
about people who complain about spam etc. etc.)

hah wtf

:eek: THATS ALOT OF SPAM

another way to know you play graal too much...if you understood one word of that ;0)

It's kind of like that secret thing..
You tell your friend to keep a secret.
When your friend who can't keep secrets tell their friends, they tell their friends.
And they tell their friends, then those friends tell their friends, and so on...and so on...and so on...
Next thing you know, you get impeached from your job as President of the United States of America. ;)

omg jerom, yer like so cool, i never woulda thought of that, yer a funny guy

Stefan, you are a Uber 1337 Sp4m P0ST4R

To spam, or not to spam. That is the question.

:spam:

...

A sign of playing graal too much:

Your name is Lycia, you're 23 years old, and you're massively overweight. Also, you enjoy cybersex and having dolphins "inside you".

haha :cool:

Wow, I wonder who Lycia is.

I've never met anyone I know named Lycia.

Pretty dumb considering my name isn't Lycia, genius.

the name of this thread should be "Ways to find out you do illegal drugs while playing graal 24/7!"

oh no an unfunny comment from an overweight syrup drinking loser. dear god