If they attacked me with even more enthusiasm, then I'd run away and publically make a fool of myself to make them lose interest.

If you'd publically make a fool of yourself no more chicks would dig you.

If no more chicks digged me then at least I'd have some privacy.

If you to stoped posting, it would make the world a better place!

If we'd stop posting it would ruin our fun.
And if you'd at least have some privacy then one alst remaining groupy will keep stalking you.

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Would you mind taking it to another topic, you two?

I think Merlin interrupted the flow and stopped us from posting further

I shall continue! If one final groupie continued to stalk me, then she better be hot.

But no she isn't hot, she looks like the photograph Gabriel once had in his signature while asking everyone for a signature.

If she looked like that, I'd discreetly kill her.

If you'd discreetly kill her, the body would be found, they'd do DNA tests on the body/on the bullet/on whatever and it would be clear that you killed her and you would be arrested.

If I was arrested, I'd hire the best lawyer in the land to prove that it was justified.

If it was justified then you would be in the newspaper once again for general imrpovement in the human race.

If I was in the newspaper again then I'd learn from my last mistake and make a half-silly face, so that people will neither like nor hate me.