well, this is all based on ________.
One time, someone got promoted from nothing to moderator. To make a long story short, I'm going to get a drink of water.

Of the top ten posters that aren't administratively blacklisted or quit, these are the options. There might be more qualified people who post less, but I'm being objective in this poll.

you all should have voted for me!

Wonder if anyone official's gonna take this to heart....*cough cough*