your post lost my interest when i saw the size of it

Supernanny is definetly ET and FAQ.
I have been to.
So has Desear.

?
then why did SN told me i had to quit ET if i wanted to join FAQ?

SN has new rules jesse, just like you.

Yes but in the FAQ application he says he will not allow it anymore.

Yes you can.

I didn't tell you that. I had no repurcussions what so ever for anyone intending to become FAQ that was already an ET. And to be on topic....

So what exactly do you think needs changing Dusty?

You're missing out!

Mainly accessibility. Nothing is explained, and what is, isn't very obvious.

Perhaps the first thing your little guide should say is, "Click me for more instructions!" which lead to the tips/tricks/instructions menu.

Oh, and stop sending me the PM when I log on that tells me I'm on Graal Zone. That is so annoying.

It would be cool if the guide could have a little menu with tips, tricks, and instructions. Someone should pester Dan about that.

I think it would be awesome if the server PM'ed a newsletter with information like what has been happening on Zone lately. The newsletter could say things such as who the last player of the week was, results of the events from the weekend, progress on new maps and weapons on debug etc.
That would be better than something saying Graal Zone.

thats not a good enough persuasion to get me to read it.

PMs are annoying to get on login. Why? Because even if you read them, they continue to pop up every time you log on.

Implement some sort of news feature that only pops up when there is new news, and once the player has read it, does not pop up until there is more new news.

Eh, it's a story... not like a page-long rant or anything. I'm not trying to persuade anyone to read it. I just had fun writing it, and apparently people were amused by it.

make a condensed version for me

I was amused by it xD I laughed almost after every other sentence.

Heh, not really. It'd completely ruin the point.

It doesn't take long to read, I've read over it a few times for spelling errors and such.

Kids these days!

it may not take long, but it takes effort.
effort that i dont have.

*Clears throat*
Owned.

Jesse agrees. Zone really isn't user friendly. It took me weeks to figure out extremely simple things. How to dual weild for example.

Who the hell is Nataxo?

Jesse's got another girlfriend I see.

Nataxo was ET when you were... :) *sighs*

And I don't have a new girlfriend? Nor do I have more then one lol, "another." I don't see how that has anything to do with the topic at hand lol.

LOL.
your posts make me laugh.

i cant belive you dont remember me Az:cry: you where my favorite ET, you're one of the reason why i became ET myself....x_x

Hah, that was almost as fun as the story.

You should try it some other time and look for me, because I'm awesome.

evry zone pleyer shud read this :P

most deff..i had a great time reading this....i was so lost when i first started playing ZONE some 3 years ago! my god....its been that long.! yea back then though there were some really nice people playing...Metallica took me under his wing and we were buds until he quit.

Nice story, loved it and found it very funny! :D

Make another sometime!

LOL.XD
That was funny.:3

if you need help, ask a friend, or yell at random people every 61 seconds for help.

Lol, what a funny story!!! I was the same the first time I played Graal! I hated it! I didnt know what to do and what to think!! Anyway, good story!=P Good job Nat for beeing the Princess who made him leave! xD! Joking with ya! Good thing I had MagikMasterMind to help me trough my trip to Zone! :D

This is a trip to Iricia...

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Nice story, i agree with you on many points.

Jurre teached me 3 years ago :)

I lol'ed @ that story XD
Man btw, I hope you'r job is not storyteller, because if I meet you someday, I'd be stuck for a long, loooong time because I love that kind of story, it's so interessting !
When I started to read it, I just looked at how long it would be, I was like 'hmmm ok let's go'
I read 3 lines...Oh my gawd..*keep reading*

Tell us more plox, I don't wanna sleep :d

...you do realise that the so-called 'pervert bastard floating head' was based off of myself? -_-"

Oh that's just priceless.

On a serious note, I could make a short tutorial level for people who have never played before. It wouldn't be too hard as long as I had the scripting man-power behind it because I'm a very low-tech scripter.