Hokai ^^

(Ten words)

1.Too become any staff, you must have friends in high places. Then you become curropt.

Applied for me.


2.Everyone thinks they are the best, when they really arn't.

Sure do.

3.To make fun of anyone, you must have two or more people. Otherwise, no one will join you.

Never start a fight without an ally.

4.If you lose, the other person was lagging, or hacking. It's never your fault.

I get mad at powergamers.

5.Everyone is raciest, somehow, so don't say you arn't you ****ing *** jew nigga motha****a.

Ive said someone jewed me over before. Thats about it.


6.The 'best' sparers, usally only win by two or one hearts. Strange.

Sparring isnt a skill.


7.If you do not have an original name, you are a ****. If you cannot spar, you are a ****. If you
win a spar, and shouldn't have, your a ****. If you beat someone who thinks they are a deity of
Graal, you are a ****, and should quit. Bottem line: you are a ****.


I dont know what a **** is.

8.Everyone <3's everyone else, but the else </3's you.

This is why you don't make friends, der.

9.A server sucks if you cannot win on it.

No. A server sucks if you don't have people to hook you up.

10.You can become staff very quickly if you can: script, make levels, or see number one.

Or if you can lie. I can lie pretty good.

11.Everyone quits, but they always come back somehow.

$$$$$$

12.Playerkilling is addictive, somehow.

Gotta love it.

13.The Graal Fourms, are for the nerds of Graal who will never quit, they also help you become
global staff.

Ehhh...arguable.

14.You can never get get into contact with any global staff, and if you can, they are fired soon.

Holla.

15.Freedom of speech is a thing of the past. Go along with the crowd, or everyone will hate you.


Freedom of speach doesn't exist on the forums.

im the best! ha ha. did you get that?
im better than everyone else here!

im the best. look i said it again.

Sure. Whatever you say :rolleyes:

Is there a politer way to say "attention-*****"?


EDIT: Apparently not, it is censored.

Hokai ^^

(Ten words)

Need to add more to your replies instead of just spamming...

My contact information is in my signature.

I am almost always on AIM.
I check my forum PMs at least 25 times a day.
I check my e-mail every 60 seconds (literally.).

No excuse for not looking, there is a whole thread with global contact info.

Tense arn't we Houdini ^^


Usally when you go to find global staff, they take forever to respond. Just an observation.

Keep in mind that people do have real lives, and that very few, if any, positions are anything more than volunteer.

If they are volunteer, then why did they aggree to do the job, if they also cannot be there?

i are nerd for lyfe.

That's the point; we are here.

Rrrright. Hows a normal player to find you ;)

"Go to the fourms and PM me"
"But I don't have gold"
"Umm..."

:)

Alright guys calm down, I'm pretty sure he was just jokeing about most of this stuff. Anyways this thread has gotten pretty stupid, I sugest it be closed or something.

Yes, actually, it was a buncha observations about Graal to make fun of it. I do it all the time. You people need to lighten up.

Also, do not close this thread of mine. It's done nothing wrong ^^

Yes well there is nothing wrong with it, but seeing as how alot of other threads are closed even though they are not "actually breaking rules" Ive come to see that it doesnt matter anymore, even though I think this is wrong.

Also take note that the people on the graal forums take things seriously so I would no advise making future threads such as this one for it will only fuel their rage.

Screw em'.

They'll learn to just, not really take any of my threads, unless I say "This is not a joke" on them or something.

Or they will hate you forever and not forgive you and think your an idiot even when you start acting decent like me.

They already think that dude... ;)

Up to a month ago you posted a "Do you think I am stupid" poll.

It is stupid and pointless things like that (and the 9.9 million goodbye threads) and the whole "please like me"/"I need acceptance" begging thing that pisses people off the most.

Even if you don't explicitly say those things, they are implicated in your actions.

Rrrright... ;)

Acutally we'll just not take any of your threads seriously, even if you're telling us to...

Show me a recent example =/.

Ok.

http://forums.graal2001.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=52636

Besides that.

http://forums.graal2001.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=52319

Haha, Owned. Sorry "davidspy" but VT just owned you. :x

Thats even older then the am I stupid thread, More recent then both of those.. =/.

Crono shut up I dont need a dumb fan boy like you who goes around going "omfg kaimetsu you rox us just owned owned owned owned owned owned blah blah blahhhahaha".

Oh, none this week, if that is what you mean.



It wasn't meant so much for ownage as to be informative.

Sure, you go on right ahead.

And Mr. VT, stop flaming on my fscking thread.

I am not flaming your thread. And if I was, I'm sure that would be fulfilling the point of it's creation anyway.

Not the creations purpose, which is why I'm telling you to S.T.F.U. before you got verbally owned. ^^

Well, lets see...when I want to get ahold of a global, I simply go on the forums and search for a post by one of the globals, and READ their sig which has all the contact info in it...correct? You dont have to have gold to read the forums, or even VIP...correct?

Well see, most new players, or even old ones never think of that see? It's really hard to find an Globals account name too, because they never play.

Wow, you finally know how I felt with that "Right you are ken" bull. You see, when Kai comes around he usually argues with Mods. When he does, he is usually winning. When he wins I go "Kai returns once again and pwns the mods :D!"

Now, from the looks of it VT "owned" you and so I had the urge to say it. >:O Fan boy my ass.

Right? Sure...

I also wanted to update:

MORE OBSERVATIONS (So you can get pissed more and flame more. Let out that stress ^^ )

16.Global staff cannot PK or Spar.

17.Most higher up global staff has been playing Graal since it came out.

18."Legendary" accounts have one of the following: Three-Four letters, Spaces, Have tons of kills and spar rate on all servers cause they were hacked.

19.There is a group of people on certain servers, that make the same guild, with the same members, just differen't names.

20.How they picked out the names for the staff on Servers!

-GP = Graal Pigs
-NAT = Nerds At Terminal (RC.)
-LAT = Legends Around Time (Sarcasm. Most LATs suck)
-GFX = GOOD FRIGGEN XTREME-Grafics.

21.People on the fourms have no sarcasm, no love of satire, basically they take everything seriously and never take to time to chill out and laugh and things.

22.YOUR A h4x0r BECAUSE I LOST TO YOU IN A SPAR! YOU MUST BE >Insert someone who laggs or owns you spar-wise<

23. :spam: :spam: :spam:

freedom of speech, surrenders.

Thats why I kill them whenever I get the chance. It's good semi-clean fun. :)
Angel is a pretty decent pker though and so was PS.

Yeah thats as old as people running around thinking they are cool when they call people "son".
Oh well. The cycle continues.

Rofl! That only proves I'm right too heheh ^^