Graal Forums - Ode to Graal

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Originally posted by konidias
Here's my song dedication to Graal. :)

What the heck?
It's time for a reality check,
You play this game so much,
that your life is a wreck.

Do you hear the sound that Gralat's make?
What's it going to take?
To stop you from playing Graal,
so that you'll give it a break.

Your teeth start to grind,
you can't get online,
so you moan and you whine,
just to craft, dig, and mine.

You have all the hats?
Do you want a pat on the back?
Well Congrats,
'cause I got all of mine from corrupt NATs.

Whoops there goes a cheater,
although he could be much 1337er,
if he played in front of traffic,
and stuck his head inside a heater.

Wow, a new quest is out,
let's all scream and shout,
so we can beat it in 3 minutes,
then get pissed off and pout.

There goes a staff member,
as he plays with npcs,
lets get our moneys worth,
watching him run on top of trees.

There's a new playerworld,
I think I'll give it a whirl,
I log on just to get banned,
by some guy dressed up like a girl.

Here comes some pkers,
bragging of skills that they lack,
oh no you stopped to read a pm,
then get stabbed in the back.

In the midst of roleplaying,
or in the middle of a theft,
You'll get a message asking,
"Want 2 b my gf?"

You'll spend hours tapping D,
crafting, fishing, baking,
just to blow it on some items,
that aren't even worth taking.

Come play Graal,
Where all the girls are guys,
Corruption, hate, and lies,
is what keeps this game alive.

lmao so funny yet so true