Because that's what i'm eating right now

I missed all the hats i was away for 2 weeks >_< how much do people sell hats for (on average)

it all depends.
here are the following factors that you should think of when buying a hat:
* How stupid you are.
* How good the hat really is.
* How much you are willing to pay.
* Is it worth negociating.
* How stupid is the seller.
* What is for dinner tonight.
All these factors come together to make a price:)