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Last Activity: 08-14-2001 11:04 AM
About Me
- About DuckyJ
- Biography
- Stock Broker, Model, All Around Good Guy LoL
- Location
- Maryland
- Interests
- Investing, Games, Girls, Jetskis, Boating,Skiing,programming,running my website.
- Occupation
- Model
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Signature
- "Death is like being locked in a closet - locked away from life." - Me
"Sympathy is a Virtue, but only if your on the receiver side, otherwise, it's just another hole in your wallet." - Me
Ducky Vs The Devil
Devil:Give me your soul and I will give you anything.
Ducky:What happens when I give you my soul?
Devil:When you die you go straight to hell, no if ands or buts, but while your alive you get anything you want!
Ducky:Okay*signs soul certificate entitling the Devil to his soul*
Devil:Now whats the first thing you want?
Ducky:Too live forever.
Bill Clinton VS the Big Dubya
Bill:I get alot of *****.
Bush:I try to lower the eco-projects to keep gas in your car.
Bill:Im Democrat and I hate Doctors.
Bush:Im Republican and my daughter drinks alcohol and Im Proud of it!
Bill:Atleast I get some.
Bush:Look who won the election, then look at who almost got Impeached!
Bill:Whats Impeached? A Peach that was Imed?
Bush: Democraps...oops, did I just say that?
Bush:Monicas a fat pig.
Bill:SHES ONLY 200 POUNDS!
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- "Death is like being locked in a closet - locked away from life." - Me